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Fitbit Plumbs New Depths Of Bottomless Suckiness After Google Acquisition

1 year 2 months ago
Shortly after the company’s $2.1 billion acquisition of Fitbit in 2019, Google Senior VP Rick Osterloh wrote a blog post proclaiming that the merger would result in better and cheaper fitness tracking tech: “We’re confident the combination of Fitbit’s leading technology, product expertise and health and wellness innovation with the best of Google’s AI, software […]
Karl Bode

When The Surgeon General Warned About Pac-Man

1 year 2 months ago
We had a post earlier this week about the silliness of the Surgeon General’s idea for a warning on social media, and that linked to a longer piece Mike wrote about it at The Daily Beast, which talked about a similar push by former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop getting upset about video games. The […]
Mike Masnick

Daily Deal: The Complete MATLAB Programming Master Class

1 year 2 months ago
MATLAB allows matrix manipulations, plotting of functions and data, implementation of algorithms, creating of user interfaces, and interfacing with programs written in other languages. That’s all well and good, but it means nothing if you don’t have a firm grasp of the data types used within MATLAB. In this course you’ll cover not just data […]
Gretchen Heckmann

A Lazy Press Falsely Claims Musk’s Starlink Left Amazon Tribes Addicted To Porn

1 year 2 months ago
Like so many of Elon Musk’s accomplishments, the importance of his Starlink low-Earth orbit efforts is quite often overstated. While a great option for those in remote locations who can actually afford the steep price tag (affordability often tops access as the top barrier to broadband adoption), the network has struggled with speed issues due to satellite […]
Karl Bode

In News That Should Surprise No One, Lots Of Cops Are Sexually Abusing Minors

1 year 2 months ago
In terms of percentages, does the law enforcement community employ a larger number of sexual abusers? Or is it something else? It’s difficult to prove any of this with statistics, especially since most law enforcement agencies in the nation are able to bury this information, citing state laws, confidentiality agreements with police unions, or the […]
Tim Cushing

Most Downloaded ‘AI’ Powered News App Routinely Makes Up News

1 year 2 months ago
We’ve noted repeatedly how early attempts to integrate “AI” into journalism have proven to be a comical mess, resulting in no shortage of shoddy product, dangerous falsehoods, and plagiarism. It’s thanks in large part to the incompetent executives at many large media companies, who see AI primarily as a way to cut corners, assault unionized labor, and […]
Karl Bode

Daily Deal: The Mastering Linux Development Bundle

1 year 2 months ago
The Mastering Linux Development Bundle has 7 courses to help you become a Linux expert. Courses cover Kali Linux, Ubuntu, Secure Shell, Command Line, and more. It’s on sale for $20. Note: The Techdirt Deals Store is powered and curated by StackCommerce. A portion of all sales from Techdirt Deals helps support Techdirt. The products […]
Gretchen Heckmann

T-Mobile Users Surprised That Company’s Promise Of No Price Hikes Wasn’t Real

1 year 2 months ago
We’ve noted repeatedly how T-Mobile simply hasn’t been the same company since its controversial 2020 merger with Sprint. All of the pre-merger concerns deal critics warned about came true, whether it was 9,000 layoffs, worse service, or higher wireless prices. Long gone is the company’s John Legere-era pretense that it was ever seriously interested in […]
Karl Bode

Mysterious Malware Attack Destroys 600 Routers On One ISP In 72 Hours

1 year 2 months ago
Last Halloween, thousands of users for U.S. broadband provider Windstream began complaining online about the fact that their routers simply stopped working. At the time, Windstream (one of the worst ranked ISPs in the country) sent users replacement routers, but couldn’t be bothered to transparently inform customers what was happening. More than half a year […]
Karl Bode

Daily Deal: The Complete Cisco Training Bundle

1 year 2 months ago
The Complete Cisco Training Bundle has 6 courses to help you get ready to become certified. Courses cover al you need to know as a CCNA, CCEA, and more. It’s on sale for $40. Note: The Techdirt Deals Store is powered and curated by StackCommerce. A portion of all sales from Techdirt Deals helps support […]
Gretchen Heckmann